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Eu não acho que a originalidade é tão rara assim, ela só não é divulgada. Eu culpo o público por isso, enquanto as pessoas continuarem pagando pra ver sempre a mesma coisa, nada vai mudar. A Blockbuster continuará abarrotando suas prateleiras com 200 cópias de cada filme, nenhum deles interessante e o Cinemark continuará projetando o mesmo filme em cada esquina. O pior de tudo é ficar torcendo para as distribuidoras brasileiras trazerem filmes bons mas obscuros. Deus abençoe a Mostra Internacional de Cinema, a Amazon.com, o xvid, o eMule e a banda larga.

Jefftry Lopes: Se eu não me engano o filme é bem curto, deve ter uns 20 minutos ou menos, talvez você tenha assistido ao filme todo. Faz muito tempo que eu vi, junto com O Anjo Exterminador e O Fantasma da Liberdade. Muito surrealismo de uma só vez, muita confusão, não lembro de nada.iiisaaac2007-06-09 16:36:46

bern@rdo: Vi quase todos esses. São bons filmes, mas não considero tão esquisitos assim, diferentes sim, não estranhos. Preciso ver Fonte da Vida. Mr. Scofield: Agora sim... vou procurar os filmes que ainda não vi. Visitor Q, Lost Highway e Alucinações do Passado eu também gostei, Battle Royale nem tanto e eu só vi o remake americano de Kairo (só valeu pra ver a Kristen Bell). Quero ver os outros filmes do Miike. Se gostar de Santa Sangre, El Topo também é muito bom. Ainda não assisti ao The Holy Mountain. Naomi Watts: Realmente os filmes do Lynch são bizarros, mas só coloquei um do Lynch, um do Cronenberg e um do Greenaway, os meus favoritos de cada um. ernst: Quero ver também, infelizmente eu perdi quando passou no Vivo Open Air um tempo atrás. Aproveitando, alguém aí sabe onde posso encontrar Motorama? Já vi uma vez e gostei, bem pirado. Nunca mais encontrei e não consigo pegar da net, será que só na Amazon?

Os filmes que eu mais gosto são aqueles que a maior parte das pessoas chamaria de estranhos, bizzaros ou malucos. Infelizmente não é muito fácil de encontrar esse tipo de filme, então eu queria saber: quais foram os filmes mais esquisitos que vocês já viram? Pra vocês terem uma idéia do que estou falando, aqui está uma lista com alguns dos meus favoritos: Santa Sangre The Falls Forbidden Zone Liquid Sky Tetsuo Eraserhead Meteorango Kid, Herói Intergaláctico Videodrome The Science of Sleep Pinocchio 964 Delicatessen Rubin e Ed American Astronaut Brazil - O Filme Vase De Noces Bad Boy Bubby Foi mal aí se já existe algum tópico parecido, eu procurei e não encontrei.

A lista é extensa, acho que os principais são: Senhor dos Anéis 1 e 2, não tentei ver o 3 Piratas do Caribe 2, também não vou tentar o 3 Matrix sei lá o que (o terceiro) Gladiador Kill Bill 2 Forrest Gump Sin City

Algumas críticas do Mr. Cranky são engraçadas e obviamente todas falam mal dos filmes. Aqui estão algumas: A Reconquista "Battlefield Earth" is one of the worst films ever made. It's that simple. It's "Plan 9 From Outer Space" made with 60 million dollars. Had Ed Wood actually made it, people would expect an apology. When the cultural impact of this fiasco finally sinks in, John Travolta will be lucky if he can get a job plucking the gray hairs out of Ron Palillo's ass. The only thing I can figure out is that the Church of Scientology decided that they wanted to ensure nobody else joined up. This movie is like watching the Pope accidentally catch on fire while giving Easter Mass. If that's not a time to rethink your spiritual choices, what is? The primary special effect in the movie is accomplished by filling buckets with dirt and pieces of concrete and then tossing them across the screen. Director Roger Christian has a hard-on for flying dirt like you would not believe. The guys who wrote this should be forced to dictate everything for the rest of their lives so that they can never again touch pen to paper or finger to keyboard and declare themselves writers. If Christian can get a job as a Sears portrait photographer after this movie, Congress should make the use of cameras punishable by death. Every single scene is at an angle, which gave me the urge to slide off my chair and smash my skull into the floor. Action scenes look like they were shot inside a paint mixer. If egos were farts, one imagines John Travolta could destroy an entire planet himself by devouring a single frozen burrito. That this film even got made is clearly one testament to that fact, and that they're already planning a sequel is another. O Mágico de Oz There is something seriously wrong with a film when its main character, after finding out she's not in Kansas anymore, does not strip naked and start dancing around like a junkie who's found the long-fabled Fountain of Crack. As anybody who has ever been to Kansas knows, those nearing the place cling desperately to every last minute before actual entry, while those ensnared inside can't wait to get out (or maybe that's sex with Roseanne). So what's wrong with Dorothy (Judy Garland), who regrets her departure and is elated to return? Simple: Dorothy is obviously tripping her ass off on insecticides. How else do you explain the flying monkeys, the colored midgets and the various relatives running around in cartoonish suits? Apparently, Uncle Henry (Charley Grapewin) forgot to tell Dorothy to not play in the fields while he was dusting the crops. And if you feel bad for Dorothy, imagine poor Toto who, given his weight-to-inhaled-chemical ratio, is hallucinating his poor little doggie butt right into 12-step recovery hell. After running the psychedelic gamut of talking lions (Bert Lahr), tin men (Jack Haley) and scarecrows (Ray Bolger), witches who melt, yellow bricks, a wizard (Frank Morgan) who projects a floating head and a place called Munchkinland swarming with little florescent people, no wonder Dorothy is happy to be back in Kansas. How shocking that one of our most cherished movies is actually about an intense hallucinogenic journey -- it's amazing someone didn't spot that sooner. Tigrão - O Filme Parents and children alike should be incredibly suspicious of Winnie the Pooh. After all, this is a character who exists in a world of make believe and doesn't wear any pants. Why is this? Does he have three nipples but no penis? It's pretty obvious that Winnie the Pooh is some kind of profound sexual deviant. Fortunately, this film isn't as much about Pooh as it is about his friend, that cocksucker Tigger. Tigger appears to be on drugs, because he bounces all over the Hundred Acre Wood like a Superball shot from a bazooka. He also has these rather offensive phrases like "TTFN," which he says stands for "tah tah for now," but sounds an awful lot like "titty fuckin'" when he says it quickly. As if this weren't enough, Tigger attempts to murder Eeyore. He accidentally rolls a big rock onto Eeyore's house, and the fat fucking donkey just barely escapes. The whole thing plays out like the cheap seats at a NASCAR race. This near-murder compels Tigger to search for his family, which in turn compels Pooh, Piglet, Roo and Owl to deceive Tigger by writing him a letter that sounds like it's from others in the Tigger clan. Some fucking friends. They should have just shoved a goddamn skewer through Tigger's puckered bouncy butthole and barbecued him until he was extra crispy. That motherfucking Pooh is always complaining that he's hungry and his bitch Piglet is always sniveling about being cold, so it would have served a dual purpose. To some degree, I actually sympathize with Tigger. How he stands living with these mentally challenged animals is anybody's guess. Pooh, Piglet and Eeyore form sentences slower than George W. Bush before his morning eight-ball. And that little kiss-ass, Roo, won't stop following Tigger around. Tigger should have punted his punk ass into a wall. When Pooh's owner, Christopher Robin, finally sobers up enough to stagger in at the end, we realize just where all this crap has emanated from -- the mind of a thin, androgynous, prissily-dressed English boy. Well, no wonder.

Gosto dos filmes estranhos e ácidos: Bubba Ho-tep A Vida De Brian (Life of Brian) Ensina-me a Viver (Harold and Maude) Brazil, o Filme (Brazil) Esse Mundo É um Hospício (Arsenic and Old Lace) Kontroll Bem-vindo à Casa de Bonecas (Welcome to the Dollhouse) Delicatessen Bad Boy Bubby O Anjo Exterminador (El Ángel Exterminador)

Meu top 5: Coração Selvagem Um Amor e Uma 45 Repo Man A Estrada Perdida Donnie Darko Em outra categoria de trilhas inesquecíveis, os malditos filmes cujas músicas ficaram na minha cabeça por dias: Loucademia de Polícia Duro de Matar 3: a música que toca sem parar por uns 15 minutos Reencarnação: a música dos créditos finais - Patience and Prudence Batman (sei lá qual): a música do Seal Letra e Música: Pop! Goes My Heartiiisaaac2007-04-10 01:59:32